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A Pear Shaped Body Card
The Great Avocado God had granted her wish...she had been turned into a woman for one week. The other ‘cados thought she was crazy, but she had dreamed of this day since she was no more than the bud of a blossom on the branch of the bush. She had been given her choice of body types and chosen The Pear. Wait until the first human saw her. She actually knew some pears; one of her best friends was a pear. She was absolutely positive that she had the best pear shaped body of all time. To make her even more popular she designed peach breasts for herself. She rigged her body so that if anyone jostled her the peaches would fall off. She knew her 20th century music, oh yes, “I really like your peaches want to shake your tree....” This was going to be the best day ever. Drawing and story by Sarah Curtiss.
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By Kay C.31 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name
And I added a picture inside of us
And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
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By Paul B.23 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Fantastic quality and artwork - very pleased with this card. Will buy again from this creator. Paul - Australia .
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By Clive C.1 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I use Zazzle every year to make a card for Chinese New Year. Superb service and great art work. Thank you for being here for me.
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Posted on 5/05/2009, 7:10 PM
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