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This illustration represents all the misunderstood insects and Rodents that we call Pests. This image is an inside look at the Annual Abolish Pest Control National Convention, which occurs at an undisclosed location annually. From mice to roaches and from spiders to snakes, The Abolish Pest Control Convention brings together pests of all shapes and sizes from all over the world, for an evening of fun enjoyment and mutual respect from other species of pests that are constantly involved in the battle against pest control companies and the horrific practices that these companies engage in. Weather its a glue trap, block of poison strategically disguised as food, or an average bug bomb. Insects and Rodents around the world are being persecuted for there appearance and existance with vile and cruel methods of extermination. The National Abolish Pest Control Organisation is currently in negotiation with New York City Pest Control Giant....(Ironically named Abolish Pest Control also) in order to relocate millions of starving and threatened insects and rodents, to a more inviting and safe environment. Paul Calabrese of Abolish Pest Control located in Brooklyn New York, is quoted as saying: We have put together a plan that will help underprivileged insects and rodents relocate out of the New York City area, where Abolish Pest Control Inc is a leading provider of exterminating services to local residence. We will be offering free transportation and aid in the placement of good homes for any Pests and their families that are willing to participate in this program. Participants can choose from a wide variety of locations to be relocated to, such as North Korea, Iran, or even, the newly renovated Iraq, just to name a few. With the combined efforts of these two organisation, hopefully soon, we can see a sharp decline in pesticides being used in the New York City area as well as an improved quality of life for Insects, rodents and humans alike. If you live in the New York City area and would like to learn more about Abolish Pest Controls ongoing efforts of improving the pest control industry, please visit our website at abolishthebugs.com, or brooklynpestcontrolexterminator.com. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.