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'Acceptance and CAFFEINE' Funny Sobriety Card

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'Acceptance and CAFFEINE' Funny Sobriety Card

'Acceptance and CAFFEINE' Funny Sobriety Card

On page 417 of the 4th edition of the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" in the story "Acceptance was the Answer," it states “And acceptance is the answer to all my problems today.” This is disconcerting to the old timers who remember it in the 3rd edition on page 449 in the story "Doctor, Alcoholic, Addict," and find the page and title changes hard to accept. Good thing caffeine isn’t a banned substance for a member of Alcoholics Anonymous. They can drink over this resentment and the worst that will happen is a bad case of insomnia. Front of card reads: “Acceptance is the answer to all my problems today.” Inside of card reads: “Acceptance… and CAFFEINE!”
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Product ID: 137108567867521477
Posted on 17/02/2016, 10:54 PM
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