Accounting Drunk Balance Sheet Punny Party Napkins

These punny party napkins will appeal to the accountants out there. In the Accounting department, a Balance Sheet is standing on a desk losing his balance. He’s had too much to drink, which is not good when the purpose of a Balance Sheet is to balance! Certainly debits and credits must equal on a Balance Sheet. But wouldn't it be ironic and funny if the Balance Sheet has downed a few too many beers and wonders how upset the accountants will be when they found out he’s drunk and can’t stand up straight!