Be Careful What You Wish For T-Shirt

The Gameplan. Everyone has one. You're born into one as your parents have a Gameplan for how they are going to raise you. Your siblings have one when they ask you to lie to mum and dad about coming in late last night. Your friends at school have one when they ask to cheat off your test in math class. Your teachers have one when they teach the same boring material that they have been repeating so long that they themselves are bored, and yet, demand that you yourself remain interested. Your girlfriend or boyfriend has one when they give an ultimatum to stop hanging out with your friends so much and spend more time with them. Your boss has one when he says that if you are more than 4 minutes late to punch in, that you better be ready to get a dock in pay. The police have one when you don't stop long enough at the stop sign. Everyone has a Gameplan for your life. But what about yours? Did you ever wake up and realise that all these things, all these game plans, were made without consulting you? And you didn't really agree with them ever? AT ALL? What if it's not really your thing? What if your friends idea of civilisation is sitting around watching football and it's not really your thing? What if your significant other wants to go wallpaper shopping and it's not really your thing? What if your boss wants you to draught the new policy at work that everyone will hate and it's not really your thing? See, the Gameplan of life is to make you compromise over and over and over again, until your own sense of direction is so diluted, that you can't even remember why you would ever get up in the morning. All these weird obligations that, quite frankly, you never agreed to. And if you did, you would like to see the agreement, in writing, and find out where your signature is. It's like someone just rolled into your life, took over your body and started telling you what to do against your will. And as much as you scream at the top of your lungs, their programming just keeps going at you, like some kind of Chinese water torture, until you say to yourself, "maybe it's time to leave civilisation?" Yeah, maybe civilisation isn't your thing. Which can be a way of saying, Nature is your thing. Well, until you figure it out, here's the shirt for you. Because you are pretty sure you didn't wish for any of this. This shirt is your first step in breaking the chains of mediocrity. Cuz if they tell you not to bite the hand that feeds you, remind them, that you prefer to feed yourself, like an adult. Then maybe, just maybe, you could feed them instead. Cuz making your own decisions...yeah, that's your thing.