Black Comedy Archaeologist Serial Killer Joke Planner

This funny, black comedy planner explains the first and best reason to become an archaeologist: you can talk about dead people for hours, discuss the best way to clean bones, keep digging tools in your truck, disappear for weeks and come back covered in dirt and scratches... and still, nobody will suspect you of being a serial killer! Also, both archaeology fieldwork and murder require some serious planning, so can you really miss out on such a useful item? And just to be sure nobody can miss the message, the message is written in in creepy pitch black characters on a brilliant white background in a dark blood red and black frame. It is a funny original idea for a friend with a dark humour and a passion for archaeology, or just to scare everybody who dares sitting next to you in the college library ;)