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Brutal Honesty Retirement Humor Card

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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Brutal Honesty Retirement Humor Card

Brutal Honesty Retirement Humor Card

Not every retirement message needs balloons and polite lies. This one keeps it real. “brutal honesty: we’re all glad to see you go” delivers dry, unapologetic humor in a clean minimalist layout that says exactly what everyone’s thinking. The understated typography and generous white space let the joke land without trying too hard — bold, modern, and just the right amount of savage. Perfect for coworkers, team send-offs, office inside jokes, and group signatures. Blank inside so you can add your own chaos, compliments, or heartfelt notes. For the retiree who can handle the truth.
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By Kay C.31 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name And I added a picture inside of us And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
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By Paul B.23 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Fantastic quality and artwork - very pleased with this card. Will buy again from this creator. Paul - Australia .
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By Clive C.1 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I use Zazzle every year to make a card for Chinese New Year. Superb service and great art work. Thank you for being here for me.

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Product ID: 256245119731654397
Posted on 1/03/2026, 2:48 PM
Rating: G