Chardonnay Day – Parenting Survival Wine Label

This parody wine label is made for parents who know the struggle. Styled like a vintage estate bottle with ornate scrolls, crest, and chateau illustration — but with a brutally honest twist. Reads: “Chardonnay Day – Pairs well with dealing with your child – Best served in the dark.” Designed in a classic wine aesthetic with gothic serif lettering and gold flourishes. Perfect gag gift for moms, dads, or anyone who deserves a survival bottle. Works on wine, liquor, or even sparkling water for maximum irony. Because sometimes parenting takes more than patience — it takes a bottle.