Chinchillas: Adorable but Useless, T-Shirt

Yes, they're adorable, but what can you really do with your pet Chinchilla? Don't say "Harvest the fur," you MONSTER! A while back my cousin and I were talking about exotic pets, and she remembered a close friend who had a chinchilla when they were girls. But chinchillas are nocturnal, and in all the years my cousin new this girl, she only even caught a glimpse of the thing twice. She'd ask to see the chinchillas, and it was always asleep, dusting, getting a pedicure, or talking to its analyst. They're very sensitive, (whispering now) you see! "Sure they're adorable," my cousin said, "but what an utterly USELESS pet!" And with that, a T-shirt was born. Wear it with pride if you think it's fun, cute, and quirky, but remember I'm only kidding. As an animal lover I don't REALLY think any animal is useless, with the possible exception of most people. Cheers from Lovecrafty!