Chon Bentley's Supreme Laundry Mill Hat

Before his noble sacrifice during the Aardonian Civil War, Pvt. Chon W. Bentley was known for his family-run laundry mill. Originally a noodle factory in New Corkel's seedy Tos Likyn Court area, the laundry mill fought through a bumpy start and opposition from the Myrrhberry County Launderers League to become the most reputable clothes-washing business in northern Aardonia. Customers from as far as Fort Falstaf and Glenronod wait on the famous Chon Bentley laundry trucks to deliver their fresh, sweet-smelling load, and some business has even been conducted across the border for Tirnishani outpost towns, despite conflict between the two nations. After Pvt. Bentley's death on the battlefield, his six children continued his legacy of quality laundry. The noodle shop opened years later during the laundry recession, thanks to the creative thinking and pasta cravings of Junior Laundryman Cyrus Olancian (who can also tell you about an absurd prophecy that may never be fulfilled). Now this special hat can be yours to remember Tos Likyn Court's proudest establishment and support the turbulent business of laundry and noodles. Best in green or maroon. Also ask about our keychains, hats, mugs, and other products. Only the best for every free Aardonian! Down with the King! Watch for the upcoming novel, "The Salad Breaker," by Carol Perrodin, soon to be available on Lulu.com. Estimated release date end of August 2021.