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“Choose a Temperature, You Coward!” Hoodie
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Bella+Canvas Full-Zip Hoodie
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“Choose a Temperature, You Coward!” Hoodie
From the tragicomic depths of re: Cubicle 13 comes this wearable meltdown. Featuring an office marionette mid-breakroom breakdown, arms raised in existential rage, screaming at a cursed microwave with two impossible options: "Ice Age" or "Molten Fury."
The microwave’s reads “Sad Snack,” taunting your fragile hopes with every beep. Whether you're undercooked or emotionally overdone, this hoodie captures that moment when reheating lunch becomes a philosophical crisis.
Front: A small logo reading “Dept. of Mild Chaos” over the heart.
Back: Full art print of the marionette showdown.
Great for burned-out workers, passive-aggressive appliance survivors, and anyone who’s ever whispered, “I just wanted soup.”
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This sweatshirt is not too heavy and it is super soft making it really comfy. I ordered a 2x because I like oversized for the gym. Graphic was perfect and came out exactly as expected. exactly as expected -looks great
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By J.14 April 2023 • Verified Purchase
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Hoodie is super comfortable. It is very good quality & is true to size on fit. The custom design & logos are very professional & are high quality. Turned out excellent, very happy with my purchase.
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By Sarah H.10 December 2022 • Verified Purchase
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I like the look and feel of this jacket. It is soft. Nice color. Feels comfy without being overly warm. This jacket did not customize well with adding images or text. The images I added have a white background, but on the sweater, they are grey and the colors of image logo itself don't pop as much as expected. I got this jacket as a gift, but it looks like the images and text will fade very quickly just after a few washes, which is disappointing.
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Product ID: 256149998441015193
Posted on 8/07/2025, 9:10 PM
Rating: G
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