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“Choose a Temperature, You Coward!” Hoodie

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
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Style: Adult Zip-Up Hoodie

This incredibly soft and relaxed unisex hoodie, spun from a plush poly-cotton blend, will quickly become your go-to essential. Perfect for everyday wear.

Size & Fit

  • Model is 185 cm and wearing a medium
  • Relaxed fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Hood with white drawstring
  • Full zip closure
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • Solid colours: 60% combed and ring-spun cotton 40% poly fleece, 30 single 6.5 oz.
  • Heathers: 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly
  • Digital Fleece colours: 100% poly, 32 single 6.5 oz. (184 gm)
  • Marble Fleece colours: 85% combed and ring-spun cotton, 15% poly
  • Neon colours: 60% combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece, 30 single 6.5 oz. (184 gm)
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with similar colours. Only non-chlorine bleach
  • Tumble dry low. Medium iron. Do not iron decoration
  • Do not dry clean
  • Imported

About This Design

“Choose a Temperature, You Coward!” Hoodie

“Choose a Temperature, You Coward!” Hoodie

From the tragicomic depths of re: Cubicle 13 comes this wearable meltdown. Featuring an office marionette mid-breakroom breakdown, arms raised in existential rage, screaming at a cursed microwave with two impossible options: "Ice Age" or "Molten Fury." The microwave’s reads “Sad Snack,” taunting your fragile hopes with every beep. Whether you're undercooked or emotionally overdone, this hoodie captures that moment when reheating lunch becomes a philosophical crisis. Front: A small logo reading “Dept. of Mild Chaos” over the heart. Back: Full art print of the marionette showdown. Great for burned-out workers, passive-aggressive appliance survivors, and anyone who’s ever whispered, “I just wanted soup.”
The Bard of Bizarre
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Front Royal, Virginia, United States
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating34.8K Total Reviews
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Product ID: 256149998441015193
Posted on 8/07/2025, 9:10 PM
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