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"Clinically Stable, Emotion-Terminal – Funny Dark Large Tote Bag

4.6 out of 5 stars rating
6801 Total Reviews
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Style: Jumbo Tote

Design your own tote bag to carry your belongings in style! Available in multiple sizes to suit all your carrying needs, these bags are made of 100% natural material and can be customised with your favourite pictures and text for the perfect gift or casual accessory. Versatile, trendy, and durable, this custom tote means you'll always look fashionable!

  • Dimensions: 36.8cm (L) x 50.8cm (W); 10.2cm deep
  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Squared bottom, perfect for groceries and larger items
  • Extra-long cotton web handles with stress-point reinforced stitching
  • Print on both sides for a small additional charge
  • Recommended care instructions: Hand wash cold. Do not bleach. Lay flat to dry. Do not iron.

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"Clinically Stable, Emotion-Terminal – Funny Dark Large Tote Bag

"Clinically Stable, Emotion-Terminal – Funny Dark Large Tote Bag

Perfect for nurses, med students, and anyone emotionally running on caffeine and chaos, this tote bag says what we’re all too tired to admit: Clinically stable, emotionally terminal. Vitals: Normal. Will to live: Pending. With a red IV drip, sad face graphic, and deadpan honesty, this bag is equal parts hilarious and painfully accurate. Whether you’re dragging yourself to another 12-hour shift, lecture hall, or just trying to survive life with a functioning blood pressure and a crumbling soul, this tote carries your supplies - and your sarcasm. Great as a gift for nurses, healthcare workers, or that friend who laughs through burnout.

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I ordered this tote for a birthday gift for a very good friend and filled it full of items she would enjoy. She absolute loved it! The monogram and flowers were beautiful and the bag itself was good sized and strong. She was thrilled with the tote bag! I would definitely recommend this item. It was a decent price and it didn’t take long for delivery. I would without a doubt order another one in the future. The letter I requested was perfect, as well as the color of it, and the floral decor was done beautifully!
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Great Quality! Is a gift for a teacher friend to be her "teacher bag" as she calls it! Looks like it will last a while! Exactly as I printed it! Looks amazing!!
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Product ID: 256832759799715166
Posted on 20/06/2025, 10:26 PM
Rating: G