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Congrats on Being Born... A Really Long Time Ago Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Congrats on Being Born... A Really Long Time Ago Card

Congrats on Being Born... A Really Long Time Ago Card

Funny birthday card for someone who is a little "over the hill." The card reads, in fun birthday colours, "Congratulations on being born" and on the inside the sentence is finished: "...a really long time ago." A humourous birthday card for someone with a funny bone.
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By Anonymous8 June 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Great service - was sent out from UK to New Zealand then I posted it back to the UK. Good turn around and looked even better than I had expected. thanks. .
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By H.18 August 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Beautiful card just as shown on site. Can’t find a card here specifically for first time parents without having baby shower on it so really pleased to find this. Thank you so much😊. Printing was as shown - very pleased.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By j.18 August 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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excellent product and excellent service. exactly as ordered.

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Product ID: 137798062951568059
Posted on 2/07/2018, 3:11 PM
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