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'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

So you’re in your local drug store (and thankfully not there with a forged scrip) looking for a numbered birthday card for your friend’s single digit sobriety anniversary and all you see are Barney and Elmo. Instead, grab a sharpie and insert your friend’s number of years into this “customised” card. They’ll never know the difference. That kind of wisdom only comes when you reach double digit sobriety. Front of card reads: “Congratulations on (insert number here) years of sobriety!” Inside of card reads: “It’s such a big deal, I decided to buy you this custom card!”
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By Anonymous8 June 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Great service - was sent out from UK to New Zealand then I posted it back to the UK. Good turn around and looked even better than I had expected. thanks. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By H.18 August 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Beautiful card just as shown on site. Can’t find a card here specifically for first time parents without having baby shower on it so really pleased to find this. Thank you so much😊. Printing was as shown - very pleased.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By j.18 August 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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excellent product and excellent service. exactly as ordered.

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Product ID: 137565899689113879
Posted on 17/02/2016, 11:18 PM
Rating: G