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Dark humour evil archaeologist motivation card

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Dark humour evil archaeologist motivation card

Dark humour evil archaeologist motivation card

Q: "Why did you study archaeology?" A: “Oh, you know, I have always dreamed to find an ancient evil entity sealed away since the dawn of time, unleash it and watch the world burn.” This is a funny original card for an archaeologist or archaeology student / graduate who also happens to have a (slightly concerning) interest in Lovecraft, ancient eldritch abominations, and world destruction. Or just a dark sense of humour and a penchant for black comedy! Of course, there is no way an archaeological career can bring them to actually destroy the world, right? RIGHT? Probably right. But they could still hit you with a shovel, so keep them happy with a great humourous card! This version has red background and white text, but it is also available in different colours and fonts in my store, so don't forget to check them out!

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Product ID: 256081204075481455
Posted on 2/10/2018, 5:01 AM
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