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Don't Talk To Me Before Coffee T-Shirt
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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Don't Talk To Me Before Coffee T-Shirt
Coiled around the mug. Steam rising. One eye open. Do not approach. ☕🐉
A grumpy little dragon — scales orange and brown, wings tucked, expression absolutely done — wrapped protectively around a giant coffee cup, guarding it like treasure. Cute cartoon style with serious morning energy. Warm brown and orange on black. Bold playful text below: DON'T TALK TO ME BEFORE COFFEE.
For the ones who need a moment. Who communicate exclusively in grunts before 9am. Who would breathe fire at anyone who tries to start a conversation pre-caffeine.
Cute on the outside. Dragon on the inside. Every single morning.
The coffee is sacred. The warning is real. You've been told.
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4 out of 5 stars ratingBy Jarrod H.28 May 2025 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Small
I found the shirt quality itself to be well made. Unfortunately I found that the image quality of the artwork is low resoultion. So the art and words aren't as clear. I probably wont buy another shirt to be honest, but I'm glad I supported the podcast of which I'm a fan of. I was just hoping that for the price I paid, it would have been of better quality.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy B M.24 December 2022 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Small
Zazzle Reviewer Program
this was good quality and perfect colour. Printing was great although when we all opened our secret santa gifts one of the other mechanics commented whoever got that for him missed out part time after the word mechanic
Sorry I don't have any photos
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Alison T.2 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Large
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Being a gift I was apprehensive regarding Quality size printing and delivery on time
I need not have worried. Colour was perfect true to the photo and ex quality Being a heavier weight the t shirt probably more suitable for New Zealand’s Autumn and Winter
Excellent printing quality
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Product ID: 256492720181125732
Posted on 13/05/2026, 2:48 PM
Rating: G