Eigenvalue Drinking Tankard Beer Stein

In addition to boss merchandising, every holiday needs a song. Christmas, sure, for example, but it's a tradition that goes back to pre-history, rough heroes gathering to beowulf songs late into the night that recount the epic battles of years past. Perchance your quarrel is not agin hyperencephalic personifications of nature and their she-demon mothers with an unconventional grieving process, but in a way it is, for none of these tales would persist in modern times where it not for the CGI-mathematics that make them possible. For what is a rendering engine if not a herder of eigenvalues made of light? So heft and sing, young masters! Slop Dew of the Mountain over the brim of your flagon emblazoned with the World Eigenvalue Day drinking song whilst frightening the other tavern patrons. For Eigenday is nigh upon us!