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We are sorry, but the pension you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. ---------- Please try the following: * If you earned the money in this country, please move to a more free country and earn the money again. * Open the my401(k)account again and start over so we can pilfer it again. * Click the back button to try another link before we shut that one down. * Click search to look for information on the internet before we shut it down. HTTP 401(k) – Pension not found The Obama Administration If you feel you have reached this message in error, please send your complaint to flag@whitehouse.gov