Farts in church T-Shirt

We all know someone. You know exactly who we're talking about. They show up every Sunday in their finest clothes. Hair combed. Shoes shined. Sitting in the third pew with the expression of a person who has never in their entire life entertained a single inappropriate thought. And then. During the quiet part. The very quiet part. Right between the responsive reading and the offertory hymn when the entire congregation is sitting in reverent silence contemplating the divine mystery of existence and their relationship with the eternal — They do it. They always do it. And then they look to their right with the calm, practiced confidence of someone who has been doing this for decades and has absolutely no intention of stopping. This elegantly simple design says everything that needs to be said with maximum efficiency and minimum explanation. Bold text. Decisive hand. Irrefutable accusation. The pointing finger of righteous accountability aimed squarely at whoever is standing to your right. Wear it to church. We dare you. Actually please don't wear it to church. We cannot be responsible for what happens. Our lawyers have asked us to mention this. Definitely Farts in Church. The defence rests. Perfect for people with a finely calibrated sense of inappropriate humour, anyone who has ever been blamed for something they may or may not have done in a sacred setting, survivors of very quiet church moments, and anyone who believes that laughter is the highest form of worship. A perfect gift for the friend who will absolutely wear this, the family member who definitely does this, the person who has been getting away with it for years, or anyone brave enough to wear their truth on their chest. Out_of_Whack — For those who ask for forgiveness... Eventually.