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Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

4.9 out of 5 stars rating
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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you; custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait); 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add personal photos and text for no additional upcharge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

Getting older never looked so flammable! This hilarious birthday card features a grumpy cake overwhelmed by way too many candles — and clearly ready to call the fire department. Perfect for anyone with a great sense of humour (and a few more candles each year). 🎉 Great for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who laughs at their own age. 💬 Customise the inside text to add your own personal joke or heartfelt message.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating296 Total Reviews
271 total 5-star reviews15 total 4-star reviews5 total 3-star reviews2 total 2-star reviews3 total 1-star reviews
296 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By D.13 July 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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I am glad to have had the opportunity to add my input to make it just right. The printing is excellent, just as I expected!
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Carol K.13 November 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
My birthday celebrating friend loves butterflies, for her 70th birthday this seemed a great choice for her. The photography and design looked BEAUTIFUL! Choose THIS card!
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kathy C.14 June 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
I wanted a personalized card for my son’s birthday that would honor him as a first responder, fire, paramedic & wildfire management. I’m always pleased Zazzle offers the ability to customize fonts. Thanks for another great product. .
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Product ID: 256027746768891300
Posted on 19/06/2025, 10:01 AM
Rating: G