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Funny dark humour baby's first steps card
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Signature Matte
18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Funny dark humour baby's first steps card
Celebrate a little one’s big milestone with this funny baby’s first steps card, perfect for any farmer’s wife or countryside family. This dark‑humour greeting card features a Pixar‑style 3D baby wearing farm boots, a flat cap, and a tiny waistcoat, drinking milk from a bottle while proudly holding a pitchfork beside Victorian farm machinery.
The card includes a fully customisable slogan, currently written in playful Victorian‑style prose congratulating the baby on taking their first steps — and cheekily suggesting the cherub is now ready to muck out the pigs.
Ideal for parents who love farming humour, rustic life, or quirky milestone cards, this design makes a memorable keepsake for celebrating a baby’s first steps with a unique, countryside twist.
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By H.18 August 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Beautiful card just as shown on site. Can’t find a card here specifically for first time parents without having baby shower on it so really pleased to find this. Thank you so much😊. Printing was as shown - very pleased.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Julie B.22 January 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Designing the product was fairly easy.
Colors were pretty— would have like a little richer. Also would have like to be able to edit All parts I wanted to.— some of the pre-printed text was unusually small for some reason. Some colts too light and too small , as noted above
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By J.17 April 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Card is so cute and customizable. On Zazzle I can always find exact card needed for occasion. It is nice that I can add cute pictures to the inside of card from Zazzle’s “clip art.”. Printing was excellent! They loved that card was printed just for them.
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Product ID: 256331252661961799
Posted on 12/01/2026, 10:44 PM
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