Funny Fiction Writer Answer Sheet Notebook Trucker Hat

If you're a fiction writer / author, you've likely heard all the questions answered on this funny notebook design. Now, you can save time conversing with the jerks who ask these inane questions by wearing the answers on your hat. That means more time for you to hide out in your office lair, writing bumbling characters based on these buffoons. The hat shows a crinkly yellow notebook page with these words: I'm a fiction writer. Yes, I'm poor. No, I don't wish I wrote "___." Yes, I'm aware that no one reads anymore. No, I'm not drunk. It's also available in the "Funny Etc" section of our store with "right now" added at the end... in case you are drunk sometimes.