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Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

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Size: 10,2 × 14,2 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm (portrait); 14.2 cm x 10.2 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

For the friend who’s a little dramatic—or for someone who really did almost die and can laugh about it. Make it extra fun with a colourful envelope liner (optional upgrade). Patterns vary slightly, so the section of paper you receive may differ from the photo, but every liner is hand-cut and equally awesome.
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Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really Great Card!!! Turned out Fabulous 👍🏼👍🏼.
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Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really awesome job 👍🏼👏🏼 Thank you Zazzle! 👍🏼✨.
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By Suzi G.21 July 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Fabulous job with this awesome card!!!! ‼️😊👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼.
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Product ID: 256288889923018581
Posted on 17/12/2025, 9:28 AM
Rating: G