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Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

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Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm (portrait); 14.2 cm x 10.2 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

For the friend who’s a little dramatic—or for someone who really did almost die and can laugh about it. Make it extra fun with a colourful envelope liner (optional upgrade). Patterns vary slightly, so the section of paper you receive may differ from the photo, but every liner is hand-cut and equally awesome.
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By Vivian A.30 May 2020 • Verified Purchase
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It was perfectly made. It was crested right after I put the order in & delivered quickly. The printing turned out to be much better than I expected it to be. I made the card for a friend that’s going through things and he loved it
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By Joanna M.27 July 2023 • Verified Purchase
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Anyone who loves cats would love this card. I wrote a poem inside concerning her health. Card went over great! Cat design was perfect. Colors and printing were purr-fect . Will order another one. Cute!!!
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By K.3 February 2022 • Verified Purchase
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I was extremely pleased with the Get-Well card from I ordered from Zazzle! I love the ability to customize text as well as add custom artwork and photos. This feature was very user friendly and easy ti use. The cardstock is top quality and the reproduction of photo I imported was perfect. Am extremely happy with the card and will most definitely be using Zazzle in the future!
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Product ID: 256288889923018581
Posted on 17/12/2025, 9:28 AM
Rating: G