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Funny holiday card eggnog lactose intolerant

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny holiday card eggnog lactose intolerant

Funny holiday card eggnog lactose intolerant

Wish someone a joyful and heartwarming holiday season with this festive Christmas card that's sure to bring a smile to your loved ones' faces! 🎅🏼🎄 Featuring a hilarious hand-drawn illustration of a lime-green mug overflowing with eggnog labelled "EGG NOG," this card is perfect for those with a dark sense of humour or dairy-sensitive family members. The punchline text below reads, "ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN YOURE REMINDED THAT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT. HAPPY HOLIDAYS (GOOD LUCK)." With its cheeky design and witty message, this card is the ideal choice for spreading some holiday cheer and laughter this season. 🎁
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Feliz Navidad with salsa, tamales, hot sauce and more! I love the fun of this Christmas card. My family will enjoy the uniqueness! The printing looks great. Vibrant cover image and crisp letting on the inside.
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By Lisa M.9 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
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These are the cutest cards ever!! Easy to use tools to customize. Everything was perfect! Well Centered and no misspelled wording. I love them!!
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Product ID: 256957289610851321
Posted on 14/10/2025, 3:47 PM
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