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Funny Horse Riding Cards Rider Equestrian Horses
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Funny Horse Riding Cards Rider Equestrian Horses
**Title:** Funny Horse Riding Cards Rider Equestrian Horses
**Description:**
Deliver the ultimate inside **joke** that every rider will understand with this hilariously honest card! The cover boldly states: **"I Ride Horses So I Don't Punch People In The Face."** This **unique** and **themed** design is the perfect **gag** gift, packed with relatable **humor** that every horse **lover**, **rider**, and **equestrian** will appreciate. It's a wonderfully **related novelty item** that perfectly captures the therapeutic power of **horse riding**.
Looking for a laugh-out-loud present? This card is a fantastic **stocking stuffer** for **Christmas (Xmas)**, a guaranteed winner for **White Elephant Gifts**, or a fun **thanksgiving** token for your barn family. It makes a perfect **birthday** card that works equally well **for her** or **for him**, making it a great pick for **girls, boys, teen girls, teen boys, daughters, sons, granddaughters**, and **grandsons**. A fantastic **joke** for **teenagers** and adults who share this passion for **horse riding**, it's the perfect way to show you understand their favorite form of stress relief.
A fun surprise for any celebration, this card's candid message makes it a standout gift. The blank interior lets you add your own personal message, making it a truly memorable **present** for any occasion.
**PRODUCT DETAILS:**
*   High-quality cardstock with a beautiful finish.
*   Features the full, funny quote: "I Ride Horses So I Don't Punch People In The Face."
*   Blank interior for your personal note.
*   Perfect size for gifting or displaying.
*   The perfect, humorous card for any **equestrian**, **rider**, or horse **lover**.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Elizabeth W.23 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 21.6 cm x 28 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
This customized (with my own text, and 2 fall photos) is absolutely gorgeous, quality is excellent, I am delighted, as will be my recipients when I send out Thanksgiving cards early Nov.  Thank you for beautiful craftsmanship--I've been a Zazzle member since 2016--I get very positive comments on my items from those you ultimately receive them.  Elizabeth (Sept 2025). 
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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Julie F.23 October 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 21.6 cm x 28 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Package arrived with some items missing - the envelope flap had been completely torn open. Zazzle promptly sent me the missing items.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By G B.14 November 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I love the leaf theme and I wrote the poem and put a real fall leaf in every card. Everyone who received it loved it. GB. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
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Product ID: 256493958671431494
Posted on 1/11/2025, 12:27 PM
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