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Funny Message 75th Birthday Card

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Folded Greeting CardCreate your own from scratch

Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Funny Message 75th Birthday Card

Funny Message 75th Birthday Card

A funny, but sort of true birthday card that's perfect for anyone turning 75. Help them celebrate this milestone birthday with a laugh. The front reads: AT 75 YOUR BONES GET SOFTER. Inside reads: . . . BUT YOUR ARTERIES GET HARDER. SO IT BALANCES OUT. HAPPY 75TH BIRTHDAY. An illustration of an old lady pushing a folding shopping card with a green balloon tied to it illustrates the front of this card.
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By Lora S.2 October 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
It's a fun card that all women can relate to, grocery shopping! I love that Zazzle lets you put your own personal spin on the card. I added the persons name and shopping area to make it very special. .
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By Kay C.31 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name And I added a picture inside of us And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
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By Avril26 September 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 21,6 × 27,9 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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We downloaded several photos which was simple and produced a very attractive personalised card for our 11yr old Granddaughter. I was concerned that the card would not arrive on time but Zazzle came up trumps and the card arrived on the day before her birthday - perfect! I didn't see the card as it went straight to our family in New Zealand. However they did send a photo and it looked excellent!

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asterisk designs75th birthday cardfunny turning 75 cardhumourous greeting cardsold age themeold lady illustrationbones get softeryour arteries get hardersenior citizen pensioner

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Product ID: 256445216696068014
Posted on 22/11/2023, 1:06 pm
Rating: G