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Funny Retired, Beach & Palms, Profession Gag Business Card

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Size: American, 89 mm x 51 mm

When it comes to your business, don't wait for opportunity, create it! Make a lasting impression with quality cards that WOW.

  • Dimensions: 89 mm × 51 mm
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper: Signature Matte

Signature Matte is our best-selling paper—timeless, elegant, and crafted for a premium feel. With its softly textured, uncoated matte finish and sturdy 18 point thickness, it delivers a refined look and lasting impression. Made exclusively for Zazzle by Neenah, it blends print clarity, sustainability, and elevated style.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Thick, premium-quality stock with a substantial feel (18 pt)
  • Ideal for writing—won't smudge or smear
  • Made with 30% post-consumer waste

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Funny Retired, Beach & Palms, Profession Gag Business Card

Funny Retired, Beach & Palms, Profession Gag Business Card

Are you retired or retiring soon? This simple Beach and Palms design is a great gag card to hand out to friends and family at parties or at work to let them know the big day has arrived. Works well for any profession. Great for Interior Designers, Consultants, Lawyers, Corporate Professionals, Realtors, Sales Associates, Estate Planners and more. Customise with any funny info you can dream up. Beautiful tropical beach scene with palm trees and blue text.
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating40.4K Total Reviews
33443 total 5-star reviews3884 total 4-star reviews1101 total 3-star reviews735 total 2-star reviews1262 total 1-star reviews
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By P.1 May 2021 • Verified Purchase
Business Card, Size: American, 89 mm x 51 mm,Paper: Signature Matte, Corners: Squared
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Thought this was a fun way to change from the business world to retirement. Can add fun items like Playing Pokemon, Sunbathing, Enjoying cocktails on the beach etc…. Everything looked great. The quality of the print was good.
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By Anonymous4 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Business Card, Size: American, 89 mm x 51 mm,Paper: Signature Matte, Corners: Squared
Absolutely beautiful. Superior quality to Vistaprint, and the price made it very worth while. .
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By Charlotte L.8 January 2023 • Verified Purchase
Business Card, Size: Square, 64 mm x 64 mm,Paper: Signature Matte, Corners: Squared
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I am stoked with these cards, the quality feels nice but also sustainable. Printing was great, my logo looks fantastic, I would highly recommend

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works well for any professionfunny retired gag business cardgive to friends and familyhand out at partiesthe big day has arrivedcustomise with your messagehave fun retiring soon retiredbeautiful tropical beach scenepalm trees and blue texti am retired

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Product ID: 256176802985474446
Posted on 8/12/2020, 4:18 AM
Rating: G