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Funny Retirement Card

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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Funny Retirement Card

Funny Retirement Card

This card features a sidewalk a-frame sign with a message that says "Wishing you endless hours of starting a project, getting distracted, and leaving it in the garage forever. I mean, happy retirement!" This card is great for congratulating a retired project-loving retiree.
Adrienne Morris
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Austin, Texas, United States
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By Anonymous8 June 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Great service - was sent out from UK to New Zealand then I posted it back to the UK. Good turn around and looked even better than I had expected. thanks. .
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By Gordon K.14 December 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Great customer service and the cards were awesome… Could not find engagement cards in any stores so glad I came across your site.
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By Anonymous7 March 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Product ID: 256306356195750199
Posted on 9/08/2026, 9:45 am
Rating: G