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Funny Retirement Sarcastic Congratulations Card
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Signature Matte
18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Funny Retirement Sarcastic Congratulations Card
Looking for a retirement card that actually gets a laugh? This dry humour retirement card is perfect for coworkers, bosses, friends, or anyone finally escaping endless meetings, emails, and “circle back” conversations.
The simple black background and clean lettering keep the focus on the joke, making it a funny but still classy card for retirement parties, office celebrations, or farewell gifts.
The back of the card includes an editable text area so you can add your own personal message.
Whether you’re congratulating a coworker, boss, manager, or friend, this sarcastic retirement card is a fun way to celebrate the moment they finally get their time back.
Perfect for:
• Coworker retirement gifts
• Office retirement parties
• Boss retirement celebrations
• Funny retirement gift ideas
• Anyone leaving the corporate world behind
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Courtney F.20 August 2020 • Verified Purchase
Flat Thank You Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Print Quality: Standard, Envelopes: White
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Amazing Quality! Came really fast! Colors and images came out amazing and I love it!!! Better than I expected and can’t wait to order more!
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy O.5 May 2016 • Verified Purchase
Flat Thank You Card, Size: 20.3 cm x 10.2 cm, Paper: Basic Semi-Gloss, Corner: Squared, Print Quality: Standard, Envelopes: White
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Awesome Quality. Cards arrived and we were so happy with the result. Printing turned out exactly how I designed it on the website.
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4 out of 5 stars ratingBy M.11 November 2012 • Verified Purchase
Flat Thank You Card, Size: 20.3 cm x 10.2 cm, Paper: Basic Semi-Gloss, Corner: Squared, Print Quality: Standard, Envelopes: White
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Product ID: 256231611921650021
Posted on 14/03/2026, 2:24 PM
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