funny t-shirt, vegetarian or beef? T-Shirt

I was reading a book on a plane and turned to my husband and said "I think I'm going to stop eating meat...read this". He happened to be reading Ozzy Osbourne's book and was reading something similar about being vegetarian because of animal cruelty. He says, "We should stop eating meat, if Ozzy says it, it must be true!" Then the steward came and said "chicken or beef" and I asked if he had a vegetarian meal. He went off to look and my husband wanted to kill me he was so embarrassed! " You mean right now? On the plane? You've been eating meat all week, why don't you start fresh tomorrow when we get home?! Plus I think you have to order vegetarian meals in advance!" I agreed and when the man came back all apologetic I said I'd have the beef. My poor husband wanted to jump out the window...note to new awesome cruelty-free self. Order cruelty free meals on planes in advance! :) And seriously folks, if you must have beef only eat organic. Anything else is disgusting, do some homework. However you interpret it, enjoy the t-shirt and keep laughing! Thanks! SuziWoozi