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Funny Victorian card

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  • 17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
  • Standard white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

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Funny Victorian card

Funny Victorian card

Inside: Aunt Nancy's Romance Go along, you silly creatures, And don't you talk such stuff; It's like to make your poor old aunt Get cranky, sure enough; Do you know I'm nearly forty-- Do you think I've lost my head? And as for Deacon Tomlinson, You know his hair is red. You know he's got nine children, As wild as they can be-- Good land! I tell you 'taint a bit Of use to talk to me. Besides, I'm nearly forty, And I haven't lost my head, And as for Deacon Tomlinson, His hair is awful red. You say he's coming over here To tea to night? Oh my! I'll have to fry some doughnuts And bake a cherry pie; And Dolly, honey, you must make A loaf of Sally-Lunn, With lots of eggs to make it light, And bake it good and done. What, something of importance To tell me, did you say? I wish you'd pleat my muslin ruff, And do it right away; I know I'm nearly forty, And I haven't lost my head, And as for Deacon Tomlinson, His hair is kind of red. But then, it's just as well to look As decent as you can; And the Deacon always was a most Observing kind of man; We knew each other long ago, When we were young and green; We had a falling out, and so He married 'Tildy Bean. It's only just about a year Since 'Tildy quit this life-- He says he's lonesome, does he, And he's bound to have a wife? Dear me, I'm nearly forty, But I b'lieve I've lost my head; And as for Deacon Tomlinson, His hair ain't very red. —Hattie Whitney, 1889

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Such a huge range of different frogs available, which made my choices very difficult and now the reason I have a whole draw full of cards and postcards! Top quality product - better than you buy in the shops!
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Fantastic to be able to customise your cards. Always been really happy with what I have ordered. Michelle.
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Such a huge range of different frogs available, which made my choices very difficult and now the reason I have a whole draw full of cards and postcards! Top quality product indeed!

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Product ID: 137103424957548247
Posted on 25/06/2018, 8:22 AM
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