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Funny Victorian Steampunk Birthday Card
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Funny Victorian Steampunk Birthday Card
A funny Steampunk Victorian birthday card featuring a well‑dressed gentleman in a boater hat playing croquet with his absurd steampunk companion, CROAKRAY, the mechanical frog built for men with absolutely no friends. This humourous Victorian Birthday Card includes the line: “For all those men who have no friends, but who still want to whack their balls with a mallet.” A perfect blend of Victorian charm and ridiculous engineering.
This humourous Victorian design is ideal for anyone who loves quirky humour, surreal inventions, and vintage Victorian-style birthday cards with a wicked twist. CROAKRAY stands proudly beside the gentleman, ready to assist in the most unnecessary way possible — another invention from The Royal Society for Peculiar Inventions. The humourous Birthday Card also features the cheeky message: “Saw this and thought of you. Happy Birthday.”
A great choice for dads, brothers, uncles, mates, and anyone who appreciates a bit of Victorian nonsense mixed with modern sarcasm. Works brilliantly as a funny birthday card for older people, lovers of retro humour, and fans of eccentric steampunk silliness.
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy A.26 September 2021 • Verified Purchase
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We downloaded several photos which was simple and produced a very attractive personalised card for our 11yr old Granddaughter.
I was concerned that the card would not arrive on time but Zazzle came up trumps and the card arrived on the day before her birthday - perfect! I didn't see the card as it went straight to our family in New Zealand. However they did send a photo and it looked excellent!
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy J.15 May 2023 • Verified Purchase
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The birthday card was perfect.
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Arrived on time for birthday was just as described. Very pleased with it. The picture and the wording where great nice bright colours.
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Product ID: 256759771399075541
Posted on 29/05/2026, 3:15 AM
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