Gag gift - Notebook, pretending to be a book

Introducing the most brutally honest book you'll never read - because there's absolutely nothing inside. Yes, each page is completely blank, offering you the opportunity to write your own story and discover your own answers to every question. “Productive Things I Did While the Internet Was Down” is the perfect coffee table conversation starter, desk decoration, or passive-aggressive gift for that friend who swears they know everything. The book's title promises a deep dive into subjects that, let’s face it, will never actually have content. And that’s the joke. Pros of owning this literary masterpiece: 📚 Funny gift - perfect gag gift 📚 Conversation Gold: Guests will have to pick it up and laugh. It’s basically a social lubricant in book form. 📚 Stress Relief: You’ll laugh. Then you’ll flip pages, laugh again. Rinse. Repeat. 📚 The Gift of Sarcasm: It’s the ultimate roast wrapped in hardcover form - sophisticated mockery at its finest. 📚 Multifunctional: Use it as a journal, sketchpad, or a place to record all the other things you’ll never understand. 📚 Zero Reading Required: For the friend who’s been “meaning to read more.” 📚 Timelessness Guaranteed: These truths will remain impossible for eternity - no updates needed! 📚 Whether for a birthday, white elephant, or “just because you exist” moment, this book is the ultimate blend of wit, sarcasm, and creative nothingness. A must-have for anyone with a sense of humor and a shelf that could use a little absurdity.