Gamer Sloth Eating Nachos Gaaaames! Cartoon Key Ring

A keychain or key ring for a games fan featuring an excited sloth, sitting in the comforting glow of the TV, so transfixed by gaming that he's forgotten to get dressed or eat real food. Wearing y fronts, with glazed yet happy eyes, he fumbles with his controller, pausing only to cram handfuls of nachos into his sloth mouth. You could change the default "GAAAAMES!" text to your preferred caption. Fun fact: this is a two toed sloth, but while they have two fingers - not great for holding a controller - two toed sloths actually have three toes.