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HAVE AN AWFUL BIRTHDAY YOU COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THANK YOU CARD

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Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm

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  • Dimensions: 10.16 cm x 14.22 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double-sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
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HAVE AN AWFUL BIRTHDAY YOU COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THANK YOU CARD

HAVE AN AWFUL BIRTHDAY YOU COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THANK YOU CARD

HAVE AN AWFUL BIRTHDAY YOU COFFIN DODGING OXYGEN THIEF. I CAME TO WISH YOU UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY. SCARCASM WITH OLD FRIEND. NOT DEAD YET. OLDER THAN MUD. OLDER THAN THE INTERNET. OLD AS DIRT. OVER THE HILL. HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY. HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY. HAPPY 90TH BIRTHDAY. FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD. KEEPS ON TICKING. VAMPIRE. WON'T DIE. CAN'T DIE. AREN'T YOU DEAD YET? SARCASTIC BIRTHDAY. LIVE FOREVER. FRENEMY. MEAN BIRTHDAY
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By Alicia D.5 April 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Thank You Card, Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
Great lovely cards - paper was stunning and looked of value! .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous14 February 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Thank You Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
Great quality product. Exceeded expectations.
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By Janine B.12 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Thank You Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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Fabulous once I got it ! Zazzle team were unfortunately let down by very poor postal system ordered on 20/09/20 and finally arrived 12/10/20 with multiple emails to resolve. The team worked hard at resolving it and answered questions quickly. Looked lovely and quality of card better than expected

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Product ID: 256564620923503096
Posted on 17/09/2023, 9:30 AM
Rating: G