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Hegel's Absolute Vodka T-shirt

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
Colour & Print Process
Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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Hegel's Absolute Vodka T-shirt

Hegel's Absolute Vodka T-shirt

When the Spirit becomes liquid, history gets tipsy. The Hegel’s Absolute Vodka tee distills German Idealism into its purest form: 100% conceptual clarity, 0% hangover of sense. This limited-edition shirt spoofs both the philosopher G.W.F. Hegel and the iconic Absolut Vodka aesthetic—melding metaphysics and mixology in a single cotton synthesis. Perfect for late-night seminars, existential crises, or parties where someone inevitably says “the owl of Minerva flies at dusk.”
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating31.7K Total Reviews
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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Jarrod H.28 May 2025 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Adult S
I found the shirt quality itself to be well made. Unfortunately I found that the image quality of the artwork is low resoultion. So the art and words aren't as clear. I probably wont buy another shirt to be honest, but I'm glad I supported the podcast of which I'm a fan of. I was just hoping that for the price I paid, it would have been of better quality.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By B M.24 December 2022 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
Zazzle Reviewer Program
this was good quality and perfect colour. Printing was great although when we all opened our secret santa gifts one of the other mechanics commented whoever got that for him missed out part time after the word mechanic Sorry I don't have any photos
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Alison T.2 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Adult L
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Being a gift I was apprehensive regarding Quality size printing and delivery on time I need not have worried. Colour was perfect true to the photo and ex quality Being a heavier weight the t shirt probably more suitable for New Zealand’s Autumn and Winter Excellent printing quality

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Product ID: 256754013149300409
Posted on 6/11/2025, 5:39 PM
Rating: G