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Horns Are For Cows T-Shirt
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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Horns Are For Cows T-Shirt
Loud pipes, open roads, and zero tolerance for jackass cagers looking at their phones when your gremlin bell isn't working. This dry-humour illustration reflects those moments of wistful thinking we've all had while navigating rude or clueless traffic—offering a gritty, witty spin on ATGATT.
The retro-inspired graphic features a hand-drawn style G.I. rider atop a WWII-era motorcycle (complete with his trusted Thompson) who clearly doesn't need a horn to get someone's attention. Crafted for riders, bikers, and even cagers who are riders at heart, this comfortable, durable tee is perfect for your next long weekend cruise, rally, or garage workshop session. Note the front fender registration: OICU812. If you don't get it at first, say it out loud.
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4 out of 5 stars ratingBy Jarrod H.28 May 2025 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Small
I found the shirt quality itself to be well made. Unfortunately I found that the image quality of the artwork is low resoultion. So the art and words aren't as clear. I probably wont buy another shirt to be honest, but I'm glad I supported the podcast of which I'm a fan of. I was just hoping that for the price I paid, it would have been of better quality.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy B M.24 December 2022 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Small
Zazzle Reviewer Program
this was good quality and perfect colour. Printing was great although when we all opened our secret santa gifts one of the other mechanics commented whoever got that for him missed out part time after the word mechanic
Sorry I don't have any photos
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Alison T.2 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Large
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Being a gift I was apprehensive regarding Quality size printing and delivery on time
I need not have worried. Colour was perfect true to the photo and ex quality Being a heavier weight the t shirt probably more suitable for New Zealand’s Autumn and Winter
Excellent printing quality
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Product ID: 256192783172575942
Posted on 12/06/2026, 12:27 PM
Rating: G