How to speak Midwestern T-Shirt

Celebrate classic Midwest humour with this witty "How to Speak Midwestern" graphic T-shirt. Featuring a tongue-in-cheek guide to common Midwestern expressions and what they really mean, this shirt is perfect for anyone who grew up in the heartland or appreciates Midwestern culture. Great for family gatherings, road trips, casual weekends, or as a hilarious gift for friends, relatives, and anyone who knows that a simple goodbye can take twenty minutes. Text on the Shirt How to speak Midwestern: "Ope" — Excuse me, I'm sorry. "Watch for deer this morning." — I don't mean you to worry about this, but it would be inconvenient to hit one. "Alrighty well..." — I don't know how else to say it's time to leave, but it's time to go. "Yeah no yeah." — I'm sorry that everything's the worst for you. "Welp." — It's been a really good conversation, but it's time to be going.