The Polite Way to Say "Think Before You Speak" Calling Card

For those moments when someone's verbal output leaves you speechless (in a bad way), this business card offers a humourous yet direct response. The front boldly states, "I DON'T ALWAYS HAND OUT THIS CARD," followed by "But when I do, it's because you said something truly stupid and should stop talking." A classic image of a woman dramatically gasping adds to the comedic effect. The pointed closing: "For the love of God, stop talking!" leaves no room for misinterpretation. The back of the card simply repeats "I DON'T ALWAYS HAND OUT THIS CARD." Perfect for those who appreciate honesty and a bit of dark humour in their social interactions.