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i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

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Size: 8.9 cm x 12.7 cm Table Card

Guide your guests to the right table at your wedding, dinner party, or other special occasion with our high-quality table cards! Customise the front and back with your full colour designs, text, or photos for a card perfectly paired to your occasion.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm l x 8.9 cm w portrait or 8.9 cm l x 12.7 cm w landscape
  • Customise both sides with table names and numbers
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing
  • Add card stands for easy placement
Creator Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 8.9 cm x 12.7 cm. .

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

Pick up this funny design saying "I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You", perfect for sarcastic people with a unique sense of humor and classy style! I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You. I Have Neither The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You. This design is perfect to wear to around town, to work, for working out or family holiday parties. I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to explain this to you design. Perfect gift for your favorite teacher to wear at 100th day of school or last day of school. Cool saying design. I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain this to you apparel. Great gift as a funny, sarcastic and condescending humor combination fun outfit. Perfect for men and women who love sarcasm and humorous puns.
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By Sherri Y.14 April 2026 • Verified Purchase
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So glad I reached out when I was disappointed in the picture size. They immediately gave me a credit and then made it even easier by resizing the photo’s and all I had to do was click the link to purchase. The bigger photo made a much better impact on the tables. .
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By Ashley T.4 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
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Table numbers were great! They matched the invitations perfectly. It was great that they were double sided also.
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By Barbara s.12 June 2024 • Verified Purchase
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Excellent table card. Printed two sides. I added this to a little topiary tree with roses in a tin bucket which looks so sweet together! Excellent quality! Zazzle does excellent work.
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Product ID: 256284055081172927
Posted on 26/06/2022, 2:04 AM
Rating: G