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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card
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Signature Matte
18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card
A perfect card for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor! This “I Have Selective Hearing — Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today” design features bold distressed typography and a witty message that dads, grandpas, retirees, and humor lovers enjoy. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement parties, office humor, or everyday wear. A funny gift for men who love dry humor, sarcastic jokes, and classic bold statement card.
• Funny sarcastic grandpa & dad humor
• Great retirement or birthday gag gift
• Distressed bold lettering for impact
• Perfect for men with a sense of humor
• Available in multiple colors & fits
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By Kay C.31 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name
And I added a picture inside of us
And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Paul B.23 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Fantastic quality and artwork - very pleased with this card. Will buy again from this creator. Paul - Australia .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Clive C.1 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I use Zazzle every year to make a card for Chinese New Year. Superb service and great art work. Thank you for being here for me.
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