I Identify As A Conspiracy Theorist... Coffee Mug

Are you tired of people dismissing your conspiracy theories? Do you want to assert your right to believe in wild and wacky ideas? Then this t-shirt is for you! Featuring bold, eye-catching text, this shirt proudly proclaims your identity as a conspiracy theorist. And to make sure everyone knows how to address you, it includes your preferred pronouns: told/you/so. That way, even if people don't agree with you, they'll have to respect your preferred language. Wear this shirt to your next rally, protest, or family dinner, and show the world that you're not afraid to think outside the box. Sure, some people might roll their eyes or laugh at you, but you know the truth is out there. And if anyone tries to challenge you, just point to your shirt and say, "I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My pronouns are told/you/so." Case closed.