I need more cow fart. It's cold! Bumper Sticker

It's cold! I need more cow fart, cow fart, cow fart! Say it! Good. You feel better now, don't you? I knew you would. I do declare my independent thoughts on the whole gerbil warming unit debate thing deal. I refuse to turn blue even one more time. I'm going to exhale as many times as I inhale, if not twice to thrice times as many times times a googolplex. I know the difference between carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide. Carbon dioxide: GOOD! Carbon monoxide: BAD! So there, take that Algore, you stupid head. Stick that in your legislation and vote it. Next we'll see Cowalitic Converters on Cats. Kinda harsh don't you think Sharksickle Breath. I think NOT Baldy. Why don't you make like a tree and turn carbon dioxide into oxygen. Carbon dioxide performs the biggest Green job on the planet turning, through photosynthesis, sunlight into forests, jungles and plant life of all kinds. If you get rid of all of the carbon dioxide the forests would just die... Oh, if I should hazard to try to explain this one any further I'd get all cronificated and soon I'd be in so deep it would be like pokin' a blob with a stick: Not even Squeeve McTeen could save me. Let's just say that certain politicians will profit every time a carbon credit is traded on the commodities exchange if they can get Cap and Trade legislation to pass through congress and the President signs it into law. The tax payers then will be on the hook for trillions more per year and the politicians will be smiling all the way to the bank. It's all about controlling our every movement and the Benjamins. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J Hughes; All Rights Reserved.