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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour T-Shirt

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Colour & Print Process
Maroon
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour T-Shirt

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour T-Shirt

Raise a glass to undead sophistication with this cheeky vampire tee! Featuring a stylish bloodsucker clutching a bottle labelled “Vintage Full Bodied,” this design pairs gothic drama with a wink-worthy quote: “I never drink… wine.” Whether you’re haunting castles or just your local coffee shop, this shirt is a fang-tastic way to show off your dark sense of humour. Details: • Ideal for horror lovers, pun enthusiasts, and night owls • Great conversation starter for parties, conventions, or casual wear • Makes a killer gift for vampire fans and gothic romantics
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating31.6K Total Reviews
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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Jarrod H.28 May 2025 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Adult S
I found the shirt quality itself to be well made. Unfortunately I found that the image quality of the artwork is low resoultion. So the art and words aren't as clear. I probably wont buy another shirt to be honest, but I'm glad I supported the podcast of which I'm a fan of. I was just hoping that for the price I paid, it would have been of better quality.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By B M.24 December 2022 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
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this was good quality and perfect colour. Printing was great although when we all opened our secret santa gifts one of the other mechanics commented whoever got that for him missed out part time after the word mechanic Sorry I don't have any photos
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous21 November 2024 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Adult L
The T-Shirt I ordered arrived promptly and in good condition. My partner loved it. Very pleased with this purchase. Fay B.

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Product ID: 256348583191835239
Posted on 7/08/2025, 2:36 PM
Rating: G