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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Coffee Mug

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  • Available in 325 ml or 443 ml
  • Dimensions:
    • 325 ml: 8.1 cm D x 9.7 cm H
    • 443 ml: 8.6 cm D x 11.4 cm H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Coffee Mug

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Coffee Mug

Start your day with a sip of something full bodied—and a side of undead wit. This gothic mug features a dapper vampire toasting the night with a crimson drink and a bottle labelled “Vintage Full Bodied,” all set against a moonlit castle backdrop. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a deliciously dark twist, perfect for horror fans who like their humour dry and their coffee darker than their souls. Why You’ll Love It: • Striking gothic artwork with cinematic flair • Perfect for Halloween, vampire lovers, or year-round spooky vibes • Makes a fang-tastic gift for horror buffs, pun enthusiasts, and nocturnal sippers • Great for coffee, tea, or your own mysterious red beverage
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating22.2K Total Reviews
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Easy to order online. I had to get in touch regarding the customizing- response was prompt and helpful. Mug arrived perfectly customized, and well within the expected delivery time frame.
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By S.20 June 2021 • Verified Purchase
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Very happy with the printing and overall quality of the personalized welcome pack for our employees. Great quality and placement, very happy with how it turn out!
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By Kirsty D.7 May 2021 • Verified Purchase
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Very pleased with the product. Arrived well packaged in one piece and looks good. Exactly as per picture.

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Product ID: 256086072659891923
Posted on 7/08/2025, 2:46 PM
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