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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from multiple unique paper types, printing options, and shapes to design a card that's perfect for you.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • Standard white envelope included
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  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm. For best results please add 0.15 cmbleed.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

Summon your guests with style and bite. This gothic invitation card features a dashing vampire toasting the night with a bottle labelled “Vintage Full Bodied,” set against a moonlit castle backdrop. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a wickedly witty touch, perfect for Halloween parties, gothic soirées, or vampire-themed events. Why It Sets the Mood: • Striking design that blends horror, humour, and high drama • Ideal for spooky celebrations, costume parties, or elegant undead gatherings • Makes a memorable first impression with cinematic flair • Customisable text for all your haunting details
JMC Steampunk
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By A.16 May 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Love that there is a bit of humour with it. Quality card. Really good, clean print job
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kelsy J.24 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Perfect and beautiful. Printing was fantastic, exactly what I thought it would be
5 out of 5 stars rating
By M.6 October 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Absolutely amazing! Exactly what i was looking for. Turned out better colourwise then i expected so im insanely happy!

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Product ID: 256069397974185963
Posted on 7/08/2025, 4:07 PM
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