I Survived Polar Vortex Key Ring

I Survived the great Polar Vortex and am proud of it. High winds and record setting cold air descended from the North Pole into the Midwest and Northeast United States, making everyone feel miserable in the storm. This vicious weather pattern brings the worst of a winter freeze, with icy and snow covered sidewalks and roads. Nevertheless, we persisted and braced ourselves to the bitter Arctic onslaught. Now, when is that global warming going to start?