If I Ever Get Rabies – Funny Biting List Quote Holiday Postcard

When sarcasm meets savagery, this design says it all: “If I ever get rabies, you’re high on my bitin’ list.” Featuring an aggressive, unhinged-looking animal with bared teeth and a crazed stare, this design is perfect for anyone who’s done pretending to be polite. The bold retro stripes in burnt orange, gold, and teal add a vintage flair that makes this piece visually striking and full of character. Whether you’re rocking it on a bad day, making a statement at the office (without saying a word), or gifting it to your most unfiltered friend, this graphic lets the world know you’re not here for nonsense. Ideal for lovers of edgy humour, introverts with attitude, or anyone with a bite sharper than their bark. Funny, wild, and just the right amount of rude — this is the design you wear when you’ve had enough. And yes, the list is getting longer.