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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitten' Invitation

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from multiple unique paper types, printing options, and shapes to design a card that's perfect for you.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • Standard white envelope included
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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitten' Invitation

If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitten' Invitation

This hilarious and slightly unhinged racoon meme design features a rabid-looking racoon baring its teeth in a vintage black-and-white photo, framed by barbed wire. Perfect for people with a chaotic sense of humour, animal lovers with an edge, or anyone who's ready to snap in the funniest way possible. The quote “If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitten' list” delivers dark humour with bite — literally. Great for gifts, pranks, and those days when you're just done with everyone.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By A.16 May 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Love that there is a bit of humour with it. Quality card. Really good, clean print job
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kelsy J.24 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Perfect and beautiful. Printing was fantastic, exactly what I thought it would be
5 out of 5 stars rating
By T.20 October 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Very happy with my order, the invitations are gorgeous. Price was good and delivery was pretty quick. Would definitely recommend this product. 5 Star! Thank you.

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Product ID: 256032751356934196
Posted on 1/08/2025, 8:11 AM
Rating: G