If You Can Read This You're Too Close - Green Text T-Shirt

Sometimes you're just not in the mood for a hug, and need to let the world at large know it with this shrewdly-designed, stylish tee. YES, the text is just a liiiiittle too small, forcing most people to lean in to read what the shirt says. Imagine the fun of watching the wave of shame washing over an unsuspecting busybody's face as realise they've been had. Afterwards, some will try to strike up a conversation -- this seems to happen on line at the deli counter, often by the same guy who thinks I want to know his name is "Henry" -- or look like they'd slug you if being arrested wasn't a possibility. Good times. This innovative, performance-inducing design is not only one of our oldest, but could very well be our piece de resistance HA! That's FRENCH... y'know, like the fries. Artsy fartsy types rejoice!